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FURTHER UPDATE!! — Further proof that Tim Tebow is THE MAN!!

UPDATE!! — ESPN Page 2’s Updated Rules of College Football Fandom — According to these rules, I must either root for Southwestern University (a D-III, non-scholarship school with no football team to speak of where I spent 2 of the best years of my life) and/or Sam Houston State University (the D-II school from which I graduated in 2001). Thus, because I’m allowed to root for a D-I school (and because I gratuitously posted 3 pictures of Tim Tebow), I’m selecting the Florida Gators as my team of choice. Furthermore, I will openly root for any team battling against any other teams in the SEC and against ANY teams in the Pac-10. Moreover, because of my affinity for small-market, small-ball-playing MLB teams, I reserve the right to root for any smaller D-I program (i.e. Boise State, Marshall, etc) that I damn well feel like. Just because I like one big program school doesn’t mean that I like them all — USC, OSU, OU, ND, UCLA and other such schools can kiss my ass.

It’s time folks — FOOTBALL SEASON!! That’s right, with the NCAA Football Season coming into full swing on Saturday, September 1st, 2007 and the NFL Football Season starting in earnest on Sunday, September 9th, 2007, wives and girlfriends across America are preparing to lose their significant others for the following 4-5 months. Granted, I’m lucky in this situation — I don’t have a wife or girlfriend and I live in a house with 3 other sports-obsessed friends. As has been the case for the prior two years, our house will be filled with the lush sounds of Fall Football, complete with the roar of glorious victory and the agonizing screams of defeat. To top it all off, the four of us represent half of an 8-team fantasy football league, so we’ll be talking nonstop trash for the next four months. There’s nothing guys like better than proving to their friends that they’re a better faux coach/general manager than all their friends — if you can’t play the sport, at least you can know ALL about it!!

In conclusion, I present you with Tim Tebow Facts, a website dedicated to the illustrious and amazingly rugged star quarterback of the Florida Gators: Tim Tebow. Take Chuck Norris Facts and mix in equal portions of a rabid Florida Gator fanbase and an intense love for NCAA/SEC football and you get this hysterical site. Superman really DOES wear Tim Tebow pajamas!