
And to think, I once assumed that these animals only existed in the hearts & imaginations of children, great storytellers, and creepy conspiracy theorists. Unicorns rank right up there with the Loch Ness Monster, Abominable Snowman, straight men who actually have a true appreciation for fashion, women who will fart in front of their significant others while watching sports, and heiresses who don’t spend their adolescent & early adult years squandering their parents’ wealth & their own cultural credibility.
(Well, that and any chance I ever have to meet/marry Neko Case…)

Anyway, thanks to my friend Jason Bellini for sending me this news article from the Houston Chronicle.
BILLINGS, Mont. — A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post — it was that unicorn behind the wheel.
Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.
Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.
A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.
Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000 despite his lawyer arguing that Holliday’s last such conviction was 14 years ago.