300
Legendary Pictures
Directed by:
Zach Snyder
Written by:
Zach Snyder (screenplay)
Kurt Johnstand (screenplay)
Frank Miller (graphic novel)
Starring:
Gerard Butler
Lena Headey
Dominic West
David Wenham
Vincent Regan
Rating: 8.4
I have a group of friends who have a rather strange ritual. Every two months or so, they hold what they’ve come to call “Braveheart & Beer Night.†You think I’m joking, but I’m not. They’re serious. When I first heard of this glorious event, I figured that they gathered together to watch different epic war movies and revel in the same manufactured plots that have made folks like Jerry Bruckheimer rich beyond my wildest imagination. But they don’t – my friends are more than content to drink good beer as they watch Mel and the boys romp around the Scottish Highlands rebelling against the perpetually encroaching English (those pansy lowlanders with their hosiery and silly monarchs).
And I find it kind of curious that they don’t expand their horizons a bit more. Think of the options they could explore – Gladiator, Master & Commander, The Patriot, Troy, Alexander, and Kingdom Of Heaven. The list could go on an on, all of them wallowing in the same general plot layout: virile main character battles against all odds (both internal and external) with a jagged, depressing, yet noble and righteous outcome where the main character often personally suffering a tragic end. Everything is this passionate mix of heart-rending demise and uplifting personal sacrifice for the greater, communal good. It’s the stuff of myth, legend, and Hollywood formula (my personal favorite is Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan – tell me you don’t cry as Spock speaks his final words to Kirk). Why do these films keep being made over and over again? Because we’ll fill theaters over and over again. Continue reading “300″







